Category: Fun

[Twitter] No one is born racist

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[Twitter] No one is born racist
No one is born racist.

Manoji, chief-in-editor
June 9, 2020
Note by editorial office:
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no one is born racist #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER pic.twitter.com/KvL0Bw976b

— ⁷ ديما (@dimaborahae) May 31, 2020

What a beautiful landscape it is without humans!

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What a beautiful landscape it is without humans!
I can’t help but accept the fact.

Shinshinmaru, staff writer
May 30, 2020
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【楽園】緊急事態宣言後の奈良公園の映像が「まるで桃源郷のよう」と話題にt.co/W7zIvDFC1n

緊急事態宣言の翌日に結婚式の前撮りをした時の様子。ゆっくりとお花見を満喫する鹿たちが映し出されている。 pic.twitter.com/XJUA8GTnDQ

— ライブドアニュース (@livedoornews) 2020年5月24日

Livedoor News

@livedoornews

[Paradise] A picture of Nara Park taken after the nationwide emergency declaration has become a hot topic among SNS users saying “Just like a paradise.”

This is one of the pictures taken by the poster, a professional photographer, who took pictures in advance for a wedding ceremony on the following day of emergency declaration. We see deer take time to enjoy cherry blossom viewing.

人間がいないと美しい…

— りらくまと温泉 (@48vQl4plrHbfgiX) 2020年5月24日

Rirakumato Onsen

@48vQ1I4pirHbfgiX

How beautiful it is without humans…

Opera singer sings a song of *Abenomask enthusiastically!

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Opera singer sings a song of *Abenomask enthusiastically!
I wonder if there has existed a mask whose song an opera singer sings so enthusiastically. 
We have no chance to see it now.
Manoji, chief-in-editor
May 9, 2020
*Note:
Abenomask: Prime Minister Abe's plan to distribute two reusable face masks to every household in Japan
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鬼パン20万回再生のオペラ歌手がアベノマスクを熱唱！！

歌:黒田祐貴　@risaia_nera
ピアノ:追川礼章　@RunrunToshi
歌詞:共作 pic.twitter.com/zgXGLGZXVa

— 追川礼章 (@RunrunToshi) May 5, 2020

Noriaki Oikawa

@Runrun Toshi

Song: Hirotaka Kuroda
Piano: Noriaki Oikawa
Lyrics: Collaboration

Abenomaskis a good mask. It’s strong!
(It’s strong)
It’s made of washable cloth. It’s strong!
(It’s strong)
It’s not broken even if washed five times. It’s strong!
(It’s strong)
It’s not broken even if washed ten times. It shrinks!
(It shrinks)
Let’s wear Abenomask!
You, too! You, too! You, too! You, too!
Let’s wear Abenomaskall together!
You, too! You, too! You, too! You, too!
Let’s wear Abenomaskall together!
Instead, give us more money, please.

This, that and the other excellent tweets

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This, that and the other excellent tweets
The Abe administration has delivered incomprehensible attacks one after another. These tweets are the ultimate ones that have bravely fought back. 

Manoji, chief-in-editor
April 4, 2020
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二枚のマスクの謎がとけた‼️
製造はあべ選挙区山口県
郵便は日本郵便 ここの筆頭株主は 麻生
必死になって現金配らなくて済む方法を模索した訳さ
こいつらグズ以下
ただの犯罪者だ‼️ pic.twitter.com/JzVQ1cQZPg

— 西 仁 (@ntPGI87lY7hx0nm) April 2, 2020

Hitoshi Nishi

@ntPGI871Y7hx0nm

The mystery of two masks per household has been solved!
Masks are manufactured in Yamaguchi Prefecture, Abe’s constituency.
Masks are delivered by postal mail administered by Japan Post Co., Ltd., whose top shareholder is Aso.
They have looked for a way with which they don’t have to desperately distribute cash.
They are worse than scum of humanity!
They are nothing but criminals!!  

偶然とは言え、すごい。 pic.twitter.com/Wr0Bdr9lSy

— 🇩🇪SVX (@88_svx) March 27, 2020

SVX

@88_svx

That’s such a coincidence!

Let eat Beef（改良最新版）

When I find myself in times of trouble
私が苦難に陥っているとき

ABE-sori comes to me
安倍総理が出てきて

Speaking words of wisdom,
尊いお言葉をささやいた

Let eat Beef
和牛を食え

THE BEATLES
Let It Beよりpic.twitter.com/6H6dzv72kU

— Dr.ナイフ (@knife9000) March 27, 2020

Dr. Knife

@knife9000

Let eat Beef (improved version of Let It Be)

When I find myself in times of trouble

Abe-sori comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom,

Let eat Beaf!

THE BEATLES
Let it Be

税金納めた国から一番困った時にマスク2枚やるわと言われた時の国民の一言t.co/T2B6LtHeoU

— N9432 (@N9432) April 1, 2020

N9432

@N9432

When we people in the greatest trouble are told by the government we pay tax to that “you will be given two masks”, we would utter a cry like this.

Rage of old-type shachiku (corporate slaves) virus

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Rage of old-type shachiku (corporate slaves) virus

 The current situation of Japanese salarymen makes me cry.

Manoji, chief in editor
February 20, 20202


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和歌山の医師→ 発熱後も解熱剤を服用して病院で勤務

千葉の20代会社員→発熱後も東京まで電車通勤

東京の40代会社員→発熱後も新幹線で愛知に出張

横浜の消防隊員→発熱後も別の救急搬送に従事（NEW!）

新型コロナウイルス以前に、旧型社畜ウイルスの猛威が凄すぎる。
— まことぴ (@makotopic) February 16, 2020
Makotopic
@makotopic
A doctor in Wakayama worked at the hospital by taking an antipyretic after developing fever.

An office worker in his twenties living in Chiba commuted to Tokyo to work after developing fever.

An office worker in his forties living in Tokyo made a business trip by Shinkansen to Aichi after developing fever.

A firefighter in Yokohama engaged in racing patients to hospital after developing fever.

The threat of old-type virus is incomparably dreadful than the new coronavirus.
これですね… pic.twitter.com/O0RHi22jPX
— キャットローフ (@HamaNinja250sl) February 16, 2020
CarrotLoaf
@HamaNinjja250sl

This is it!

This is a recommendation to you who cannot take sick leave even when you have a cold.
シンガポール政府「風邪なら休め。給料は出す。有給消化しなくていいから。検査は会社負担。医療費も安くする」

日本政府「風邪なら休め。以上」

は？🤔

「風邪症状なら休むよう」と加藤厚労相 | 2020/2/17 - 共同通信 t.co/ayd5LSsa1J
— Ryo🍊 (@Ryo_koumei_m) February 17, 2020
Ryo
@Ryo_koumei_m

The government of Singapore: “If you have a cold, take leave. You are paid. You don’t have to use up paid holidays. Inspection fees are paid by employers. Medical expenses are made cheaper.”

The Japanese government: “If you have a cold, take leave. That’s all.”

What did you say?

“Get rest if you have cold symptoms,” says Minister Kato of Health, Labour and Welfare.  Kyodo - February 17, 2020

A puppet master deceives even a dog

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A puppet master deceives even a dog
I, Manoji, was also deceived!

Manoji, editor-in-chief
January 15, 2020


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犬をもだます人形使い…pic.twitter.com/iL6JpxiTV7
— 不変哲 (@Pg45FAVaoi6lRid) December 22, 2019
A puppet master deceives even a dog...


Simple yet wonderful robot design

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Simple yet wonderful robot design
It’s smooth and beautiful movement.
Looks like a real person!
This movement can be reproduced with simple structure and yet manually.
I hear Japanese karakuri automaton has the same mechanism.

In a sense, it is peaceful movement, isn’t it?
How about taking a small amount of time during this busy season,
to do this movement before giving prayer?

Merihachi, reader
December 28, 2019


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A simple yet wondrous robot design!pic.twitter.com/f7Z7S0MgCG
— Steampunk Tendencies (@Steampunk_T) December 12, 2019

Tardigrade (water bear) in the desert gets water

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Tardigrade (water bear) in the desert gets water
The Tardigrade, the strongest creature on earth, is said to be able to endure high temperature, low temperature, radiation and vacuum condition when getting intothe ametabolic state. And if they get water, they are resurrected and start moving. It’s just like death and rebirth while alive.

How great water of life is!
Tardigrade is thoroughly delighted.

Many Tardigrades are delighted,
*Dr. Tetsu Nakamura.

Shinshinmaru, writer
December 9, 2019


English translation of an excerpt from a Japanese article: Kotaro Blog– December 4, 2018 –
The moment when Tardigrade, creature with the strongest defense capability, deactivates invincible mode 

<snip>
Microscopic image of the moment when a Tardigrade restitutes from the ametabolic state and resumes activity

It is covered with something like membrane when in the barrel. The membrane is disposable isn’t it?